Started my day by accidentally triggering the bidet as I sat down, and then had to like, flip around really fast and figure out how I’d turned it on to turn it off 😂 yes water got everywhere!!

Honestly folks if you want to know what’s in my head, probably 75% of the time it’s the raging camp director from the Camp Campingston episode of Home Movies. “I WAS THERE, BRENDAN!”

Good god I can’t stop listening to the rerelease of tswift’s Red!!!!!!! This is easily one of my most Basic attributes, that I fricking looooove her!!!!!

Hey we’ve got today and that’s beautiful. We might even have tomorrow and what a gift that will be!

A day which started out beautifully – and all the things about that are still true! – that turned pretty sour. However I’m extremely heartened by seeing a bunch of people in matching childcare workers union tshirts here at happy hour! Hell yes, solidarity forever! Stg if anyone needs a union…!

As with all oppression, the official recommendation to not be oppressed is to be independent, wealthy, and white. Sometimes.